Hey hey! I’m Brooke. 🙂 Wife to my high school crush, mom to four kiddos, lover of sweatpants, chocolate milk, and Jesus. I love plants, but am always in the process of trying to keep them from dying.
Me at a store: Hello plant. You are cute. Would you like to come back to my house and die.
Plant: (nothing because plants don’t speak).
Me: takes plant home
There’s no telling how much money I’ve spent on plants each spring just to watch them die. But…I am persistent and knowing that my mother’s blood runs through me, I have hope that one day I will tap into my gardening/flower bedding talent.
You’re in the right place if you:
- need encouragement
- enjoy real, authentic, not spruced up life
- desire laughing at others because they are frazzled hot messes
- are bored
Anyway, I’m glad you’re here. Bye friend!